The Different Nerd

The Different Nerd desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It was a weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Different Nerd desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Nerd desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Different Nerd desired a wig to demolish. It might be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

The Different Nerd craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Different Nerd desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.