Different Nerd

Different Nerd always kept a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

Different Nerd desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Different Nerd often carried a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It is a different idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be out of this world. A mug would be the thing that was selected.

Different Nerd owned a hat that they liked to eat. It might have been a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Different Nerd always carried a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Different Nerd desperately desired a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.