The Beautiful Nerd

The Beautiful Nerd owned a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd had a teapot that they would drop. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd craved for a lava lamp that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Nerd desired a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Nerd desired a can of Tango that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A big sponge was the chosen thing.