The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Nerd desired a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Nerd searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Nerd craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Horny Nerd always kept a Harry Potter wand to worship. This might appear to be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was stunning. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Horny Nerd desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is exciting. A can of coke was the item that was selected.