My Eccentric Nerd

My Eccentric Nerd always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

My Eccentric Nerd desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Nerd always had with them a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. It was an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Eccentric Nerd always kept a CD player to break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Nerd owned a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

My Eccentric Nerd searched for a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It should be a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.