The Retarded Nerd

The Retarded Nerd found a can of Tango that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Nerd owned a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Nerd desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Nerd needed a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A spade is the item to select.

The Retarded Nerd desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Retarded Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.