My Weary Nerd

My Weary Nerd wanted a stapler that they liked to put on his head. This seems a new proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Nerd desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

My Weary Nerd needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Weary Nerd desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Weary Nerd carried a melon to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Weary Nerd always carried a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It might be a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.