Handsome Nerd

Handsome Nerd had a hat that they sometimes break. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Handsome Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Handsome Nerd desperately needed a melon that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a melon is the item to select.

Handsome Nerd needed a rubber chicken to worship. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Handsome Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Handsome Nerd desperately needed a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen thing.