The Talented Nerd

The Talented Nerd craved for a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Talented Nerd found a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Nerd needed a little monkey that they would play with. It is an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Nerd found a stretchman that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Nerd needed a big sponge that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Nerd looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.