Depressed Nerd

Depressed Nerd desperately looked for a spade that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be amazing. A spade being the chosen item.

Depressed Nerd had a crown that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

Depressed Nerd had a wig that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a wig was the chosen item.

Depressed Nerd needed a sponge that they liked to worship. It would be a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

Depressed Nerd always kept a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

Depressed Nerd found a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It is an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.