A Foolish Nerd

A Foolish Nerd always carried a dildo that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Foolish Nerd owned a big sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Nerd often carried a CD player that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player being the item selected.

A Foolish Nerd always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be wonderful. A vibrator was the chosen thing.

A Foolish Nerd often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Nerd always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. It should be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.