The Grumpy Nerd

The Grumpy Nerd carried a piece of paper to insert somewhere. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Nerd looked for a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Nerd always had with them a teapot that they would break. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Nerd often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a tomato that they would eat. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.