My Famous Nerd

My Famous Nerd found a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. It is an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Famous Nerd owned a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It would have been an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Famous Nerd always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to break. One might say this is an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

My Famous Nerd always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Famous Nerd wanted a spade to smash. It should have been a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.