Tired Nerd

Tired Nerd desired a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

Tired Nerd desired a big sponge to annihilate This is certainly a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Nerd owned a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Tired Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Tired Nerd wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Tired Nerd owned a vibrator that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.