Their Confused Nerd

Their Confused Nerd searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Their Confused Nerd carried a pencil sharpener that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Their Confused Nerd desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Nerd desperately searched for a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to select.

Their Confused Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Nerd carried a CD player that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was amazing. Strangely, a CD player was the item that was selected.