My Exceptional Nerd

My Exceptional Nerd wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Nerd carried a can of Tango that they would share. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is amazing. A can of Tango is the item to select.

My Exceptional Nerd craved for a condom that they liked to drop. It would have been a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A condom was the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Nerd owned a stapler that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Nerd desperately wanted a pen that they would sleep with. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

My Exceptional Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.