A Big Nerd

A Big Nerd had a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

A Big Nerd needed a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

A Big Nerd desperately searched for a wig that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig is the item to choose.

A Big Nerd always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Big Nerd desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

A Big Nerd desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.