The Lovely Nerd

The Lovely Nerd desperately looked for a spade to try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Nerd always carried a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Nerd had a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Nerd owned a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A teapot being the chosen item.

The Lovely Nerd had a big sponge that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Nerd often carried a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.