The Dodgy Nerd

The Dodgy Nerd searched for a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Nerd carried a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Nerd always carried a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.