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Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. --Nietzsche--

Comedy. Sudden, violent, comedy!

`As leader, you should never forget those who are loyal to you. You should hold parties for them regularly and have lots of whiskey (free) for them. That way, they get drunk and reveal themselves as the disloyal vermin they all are in reality.' -- On Governing

Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen!

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. --Will Rogers--

Boren's Laws of the Bureaucracy: 1) When in doubt, mumble. 2) When in trouble, delegate. 3) When in charge, ponder.

That's the front page, Mrs. Billsby.

In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. --Marlene Dietrich--

Thoughts on management : If everyone dislikes it, it must be looked into. If everyone likes it, it must be looked into.