Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 4

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 3 in spite of the gratuitous slaughter of my VP, and now I'm back for another exciting round of Cryptos Against Humanity. For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 3 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 16 entries in Week 3! Here they are in no particular order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@mattifer	the appetites of Portuguese merchants	Article
@isarmoewe	Distinctive unit insignia	Article
@bengy	Mental factors	Article
@unterwegs	42	Article
@blockurator	the procrastination principle	Article
@iamjadeline	American politician	Article
@rentmoney	Sewage pumping	Article
@bidesign	DRM	Article
@ropaga	Bill Clinton	Article
@sparkesy43	a village and municipality in the Babek Rayon of Nakhchivan, Azerbaijan.	Article
@sultnpapper	The New York City government pays for the residents' children to go to Pelham Union Free School District schools.	Article
@wholeself-in	their non-talented nemesis	Article
@corpsvalues	a photosensitive, colourless gas that cannot be concentrated in pure form.	Article
@ilsaione	Egyptian Patriotic Movement	Article
@muscara	the club's backroom staff	Article
@hezziebees	Indie Christian Rock!	Article

Week 3 Winners

Another fantastic week of entries with some real laugh out loud finds! But there can only be one top pick...

My Personal Favorite

The real reason Steem was down last week wasn’t HF20, it was
their non-talented nemesis

by @wholeself-in. Congratulations! It just fit so well with the drama around DLive and lino and all that... Well done!

The Crowd Favorite

The real reason Steem was down last week wasn’t HF20, it was
Distinctive unit insignia

by @isarmoewe. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

The real reason Steem was down last week wasn’t HF20, it was
Indie Christian Rock!

by @hezziebees. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

cryptic overload messages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Specialized_Mobile_Radio

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

I spent the week waiting for my resource credits to regenerate by messing around with _______.

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