Contrary to popular belief, Heaven and Hell are not above and below, but side by side, with a great wall between, the sort Trump fantasizes about.

One morning God was out walking, and he noticed that a section of the wall was down. Angry about this, he shouted "NICK! HEY NICK!". The devil soon appeared and asked in a surly tone what he wanted. God replied, "The wall is down!", to which the devil replied, "Yeah, so? That's your problem. It's not like any of your lot are going to come bother me, are they?"

Outraged by this, God threatened to sue, at which the devil collapsed in gales of raucous, mocking laughter. Tapping his foot in ill temper, God demanded to know what was so funny. When old Nick caught his breath again, he gasped out his reply, tears of mirth running down his cheeks, "You're going to sue me? And where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"