Ask A Stupid Question / Get A Dumb Answer Game 6
This contest was allot of fun last time and we got allot of great entries so why not do it again. In this game I want you to come up with a Stupid question and I and others will give you a Dumb answer.

A couple examples on how to play :
Question : What is 2 + 2 ?
My Answer : 22
Question :Is the sun hot ?
My Answer: No its a ball of ice that will give you freezer burn if you get too close.
Rules
- Place a dumb question in the comment section.
- If you see a stupid question you want to answer then go ahead and hit reply under the question and give your best dumb answer.
Prizes :
1 randomly selected participant who entered a dumb question will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.
1 randomly selected participant who enters a dumb answer will receive a resteem subscription that will automatically resteem your next 15 posts.
Random participants will receive a Free Steem-Monster Card.
What is @steemmonsters ?
Steem-Monsters is a digital card game created by @aggroed and @yabapmatt. Early game release has launched and prizes are already up for grabs. Some of the cards in this game have already sold for upwards of $3000. Free Manual Prize Money tournaments have started and thousand of dollars of Steem has already been given out. If you haven't checked out Steem-Monsters yet do so by clicking here. You can sign into the official site using your Steem details.

How many lemons does it take to power a nuclear submarine?!
Just one ..... the person operating it.
Well then, how many nuclear submarines to power a lemon!?
Two, for a uniform tan!
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Yes but is normal, We should only be worried when the woods start shitting in bears.
Why some people choose to make art on a human skin, instead of a canvas?
Because some artist are lonely and canvases don't talk back.
Why is the Grumpy Dwarf grumpy?
Dopey stole his girlfriend.
If you jump, why does the earth jump too so you are again standing on it?
The Earth isn't jumping, it makes a complete circle so that when you land you are in the same spot.
What is the color from Napoleon's white horse?
White, Pink and chocolate.
There's no color, it's a concept.
Is there death after life?
It is known ....
And life, to death?
It is also known ....
How much hair does a dolphin have?
Each dolphin normally has 2-3 hares each. They use them as servants.
And the hare's salary is good?
Sadly they are forced into this labor as slaves.
And what do they pay him for?
Because he is big and they are small.
Why is everything together written separately and separately is everything written together?
Why are pandas black and white?
No, they are white and black.
😂 good one
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