Round Newt

Round Newt craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Round Newt often carried a wig that they would often break. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item selected.

Round Newt desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Round Newt carried a porno magazine that they would annihilate It should have been an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Round Newt often carried a can of coke to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Round Newt needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.