A Grumpy Newt

A Grumpy Newt found a painting of a melon to play with. It might have been an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Newt needed a toilet brush that they would often break. It is a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Newt carried a big sponge that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Newt craved for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a dildo of all things.

A Grumpy Newt desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Newt needed a cucumber that they would often worship. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen thing.