The Horny Newt

The Horny Newt often carried a set of lego to put up their bum. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Horny Newt always had with them a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Newt always carried a teapot that they would throw. It might be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Newt desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Horny Newt craved for a radiator that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awesome. A radiator was the chosen thing.

The Horny Newt found a set square that they would share. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.