Her Anxious Newt

Her Anxious Newt had a mug that they would break. It would be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Newt found a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it was amazing. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Newt desperately needed a bat that they liked to smash. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

Her Anxious Newt had a can of coke to rub on his belly. It was a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Newt needed a rubber johnny to drop. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

Her Anxious Newt looked for a lava lamp that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.