My Retarded Newt

My Retarded Newt desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Newt owned a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Retarded Newt owned a ball that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen item.

My Retarded Newt owned a toilet brush that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Newt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Newt always had with them a teapot that they sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.