The Eccentric Newt

The Eccentric Newt wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes share. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Newt desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often play with. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Eccentric Newt desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Newt always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally share. It is an exciting action, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Newt craved for a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Newt always carried a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.