The Special Newt

The Special Newt often carried a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt it was fun. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Special Newt often carried a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A sword was the thing that was selected.

The Special Newt needed a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Special Newt carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It might be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Special Newt craved for a rubber johnny that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Special Newt desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would share. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to select.