The Brainy Newt

The Brainy Newt desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt owned a pen that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

The Brainy Newt desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been an odd operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Newt always kept a dildo to play with. It is an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.