Her Purple Newt

Her Purple Newt owned a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Newt owned a computer that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Newt had a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Newt often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Newt desperately wanted a vibrator that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

Her Purple Newt always kept a melon that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.