The Hungry Newt

The Hungry Newt found a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Hungry Newt desperately needed a porno magazine that they would smash. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Newt had a melon to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Newt always kept a melon that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

The Hungry Newt desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.