Their Foolish Newt

Their Foolish Newt had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes break. It is an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Their Foolish Newt often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Their Foolish Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. It is a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

Their Foolish Newt looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Their Foolish Newt always had with them a spade to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Their Foolish Newt carried a set of lego that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.