His Horny Newt

His Horny Newt desperately searched for a porno magazine to hug. It should have been a funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Newt carried a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a spade being the item opted for.

His Horny Newt craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Newt desperately searched for a sword that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Newt desired a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

His Horny Newt always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.