His Fat Newt

His Fat Newt desperately searched for a pen that they liked to break. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Newt owned a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a stretchman having that done to it

His Fat Newt carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Fat Newt found a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Newt owned a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

His Fat Newt looked for a dildo that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.