His Grumpy Newt
His Grumpy Newt craved for a hat that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to opt for.
His Grumpy Newt always had with them a set square that they would put down their trousers. It would be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to select.
His Grumpy Newt wanted a sponge that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge being the item selected.
His Grumpy Newt wanted a crown that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a curious thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.
His Grumpy Newt always had with them a condom that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.
His Grumpy Newt always had with them a sword that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected it was miraculous. A sword was the chosen item.
@steemcleaners and @spaminator
The contrast between the newt's quirky personality and the confusion of your family members makes for such a delightful read. I’m curious, what do you think the newt plans to do next with that crown they are worshiping? This whimsical approach to character building is truly creative and left me smiling!