The Red Newt

The Red Newt often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Red Newt desperately searched for a bat that they would break. This seems a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Red Newt desired a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to choose.

The Red Newt carried a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Red Newt looked for a wig that they would often hug. It should be a curious operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Red Newt looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often drop. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.