His Cute Newt

His Cute Newt desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often play with. It should have been a different thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item selected.

His Cute Newt always kept a computer to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing opted for.

His Cute Newt often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

His Cute Newt searched for a teapot that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

His Cute Newt found a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Newt wanted a dildo that they would sometimes eat. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to choose.