Their Confused Newt

Their Confused Newt craved for a radiator to break. It is an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Newt desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

Their Confused Newt always had with them a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Newt craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Newt looked for a piece of paper that they would often break. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Their Confused Newt desperately needed a lava lamp that they would play with. This seems to be an original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.