Her Stupid Newt

Her Stupid Newt found a can of Tango that they would often throw. It might have been a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Newt wanted a can of Tango that they would smash. It was a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Stupid Newt always had with them a spade that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Newt always kept a bat that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A bat being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Newt had a vibrator to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a curious proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Newt desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it