The Red Newt

The Red Newt searched for a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Red Newt desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Red Newt desperately desired a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Newt wanted a sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Newt desperately searched for a wig that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Red Newt found a teapot to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.