The Boring Newt

The Boring Newt looked for a radiator that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A radiator is the thing to select.

The Boring Newt always carried a cup that they would eat. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected it was fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Newt always kept a big sponge that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Boring Newt desired a big sponge that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Newt desperately wanted a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Boring Newt desired a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.