Retarded Newt

Retarded Newt desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Newt wanted a CD player to rub on his belly. This seems a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Retarded Newt often carried a mug that they sometimes break. One might say this is an original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Newt desired a chocolate bar to demolish. This is certainly a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Retarded Newt desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Retarded Newt desperately searched for a computer that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a computer of all things.