The Horny Newt

The Horny Newt desperately craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Newt desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Newt always had with them a can of coke that they would hug. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A can of coke being the item selected.

The Horny Newt desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Newt desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally worship. It is a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Horny Newt always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.