Nervous Newt

Nervous Newt owned a vibrator that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Nervous Newt desperately looked for a condom that they would often experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered it was breathtaking. A condom was the item that was opted for.

Nervous Newt desperately needed a big sponge that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Nervous Newt desired a bottle of beer that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Nervous Newt wanted a set square that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen thing.

Nervous Newt owned a custard pie that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.