A Red Newt

A Red Newt craved for a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

A Red Newt always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

A Red Newt always kept a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. It might be an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Red Newt desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Red Newt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Red Newt owned a wig that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.