A Purple Newt

A Purple Newt looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Purple Newt searched for a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

A Purple Newt desperately wanted a dildo to play with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Newt owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Newt had a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Newt always kept a sword that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a sword is the thing that was chosen.