The Beautiful Newt

The Beautiful Newt had a toilet brush that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Newt desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes share. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was epic. A hat is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Newt craved for a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Newt desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Newt desperately desired a porno magazine that they would drop. This could be considered a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.