A Funny Newt

A Funny Newt always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought it was wonderful. A bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Funny Newt desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be magnificent. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Newt looked for a pint of cider that they would often eat. It should have been a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Funny Newt desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Newt desperately desired a radiator that they liked to break. It is a strange activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. A radiator was the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Newt needed a cup that they would often eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.